Wikia

Battlefield Wiki

Dolten/The Buzz

Talk0
1,695pages on
this wiki

< User:Dolten

Revision as of 16:33, March 22, 2012 by WikiaBot (Talk | contribs)

(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)

Contents

The BuzzEdit

Song of the dayEdit

The Buzz Song of the day(03:43)
1 view

GenresEdit

  • Grunge
  • Soft Rock
  • Hard Rock
  • Classical Rock
  • Southern Rock (Not country)
  • Metal
  • Heavy Metal
  • Alternate Rock
  • Nu Metal

ErasEdit

  • 60s
  • 70s
  • Some 80s
  • Early 90s
  • Forget modern crap! (2000 and up)

JokeEdit

It was three days from Thanksgiving. A little six year old boy was sleeping, he suddenly awoke to his parents shouting, he heard the words “bitch” and “bastard”. So he goes into his parents room and asks, what does bitch and bastard mean? The parents dismiss him and say it only means boys and girls. The next night he again overhears his parents say two words, ” dick” and ” “condom” he goes in and asks what they mean. The parents say they are only names of coats. On Thanksgiving day, the boy is walking down the stairs when he hears his dad say “shit!” from the bathroom. He goes inside to see his dad shaving his beard. His dad tells him it’s the stuff he’s shaving off. The boy goes downstairs where his mom accidentally cut herself while slicing turkey. “fuck!” she yells. The boy asks what it means and the mom replies it’s what i’m doing to the turkey. The doorbell rang, and since his parents were occupied he went to get it. Outside are all his relatives, he starts,” hello all you bitches and bastards, put down your dicks and condoms. Dad is shaving the shit off his beard and mom’s inside the kitchen fucking the turkey!”

Photos

Add a Photo
11,392photos on this wiki
See all photos >

Recent Wiki Activity

See more >

Around Wikia's network

Random Wiki